For a long time, when we first found out about David Hasslehof's German music career, the phrase "popular in Germany" was used in my group of friends to mean, basically, utter shit. So imagine my surprise when I find that my web site (not just this blog) is incredibly popular in Germany.
For some reason, the #3 referrer on my site is this page of unrelated links. I can only think that somebody has a bad web browser that gives the last page visited as the referrer, whether a link was followed or not, but even so, 122 hits came via that page in the last three weeks. That's a lot. Even leaving aside all the German-based Google searches.
(#1, by the way, is by far and away The Knot, on account of my detailed explanation of the making of tissue packets for one's wedding. This is my legacy.)
(#2 is Google.)
So there you have it. I'm inexplicably popular in Germany. Should my popular but schlocky talking-car series get cancelled in the US, I'll just go over there and sing for a few years until they come up with a series where I watch barely dressed boobies jogging on the beach all day. Except I have to land that talking-car series first, and there's this small matter of my not being an actor. Not that David Hasselhof is an actor, but he at least pretends to be one.
