Favourites and Least Favourites

A tongue-in-cheek table describing my fickle nature*

Favourite Least Favourite
Animals Blue herons Bristle-nosed shrews
Architectural Movement Arts and Crafts Bauhaus
Slang Asspants is is
Food Cheese Cilantro
Language Dutch Cornish
Song "So. Central Rain," by REM Whatever the kids are listening to these days
J2EE Class javax.servlet.jsp. tagext.BodyContent javax.naming. CannotProceedException
Car VW Golf TDI the Aztec (what were they thinking?
Poem "Birches" by Robert Frost "Howl" by Allan Ginsberg
Opera Part Alto (the bad lady) Soprano (screechy)
Quotation "I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure -- try to please everybody" -- Harbert Bayard Swope "They're hiring at 7-Eleven"
Instrument The rack Violin
Part of Blood White blood cells Plasma
Ice Cream Flavour Chocolate with peanut butter swirl Anything with cooked fruit in it
Colour Midnight blue Ochre
Word Cryptoendolithic Orifice
Kind of Housework Washing dishes Cleaning the cat box
BART Station Rockridge Montgomery
Passtime Digging large muddy holes in the yard in a chilling rain Cross-platform Javascript

* No, this page is not trying to be serious in any way, shape or form. If you took offense, you should be a little embarrassed, right about now.